The SuperBowl comes to the desert.

As a bitter Cowboy fan I was not looking forward to the Super Bowl this year. I was still trying to figure out how we could lose to the Giants and what exactly went wrong. But, the Super bowl is in the desert this year and I could not resist checking in on it to see how the AZ represents. One thing to America, the Super Bowl was held in Glendale Arizona....not Scottsdale, or the slum we call Chandler...not Phoenix....GLENDALE!!!! So Jim Rome, I love you but night after night, you got it wrong!!! Glendale did a awesome job. So I was a little interested in the game, first we have the New England Patriots. Who could not love the cheatable Patriots....Tom Brady who knocks up the ladies and then leaves them....the huggable coach who would make Bob Crane blush....Randy Moss who cleaned up his act this year.....oh wait a minute....a restraining order....never mind...and of course Junior Seau who retired from SanDiego and then signed with the Patriots about 2 seconds later....how can we not love these guys?

Then we have the Giants lead by Tom Coughlin who was about to lose his job. If he had not made the playoffs, he was going to get fired. If he didn't make it to the Super Bowl, dude was going to be a offensive coordinator for his grandsons pop warner team. We have Michael Strahan who lost all his cash to his ex-wife and thanks to her, we are still wondering if he was really hooking up with guys on the side.... and who can forget Eli Manning. Well, everyone does and that's why he is Peyton's little brother, the afterthought so to speak. So when you look at these two teams, there was some intrigue to it all.

The National Anthem was something people were all a buzz about because Jordan Sparks was singing. She started to sing and when I woke up, the game had started. What was freaking me out was the cut away to Peyton in his little box....closet...shack, wherever he was. There was Peyton, looking like he was hiding in the corner, dressed in that suit. There was one light where he was, a drink in the background and there he was sitting in the corner. It looked like he was about to kill someone or it looked like he was one of the porn dudes doing the voyeur thing. Whatever he was doing, it looked plain wrong. Tom Petty comes on and thank god I missed that...not to go over the entire game again ( I will leave that for ESPN ) but somehow the Giants win this game.

The fun part of all of this is the reaction from Bill Bill-a-cheat at the end of the game. With one second on the clock (the replay showed that there was 3 but who cares right)? Dude goes running out to shake the hand of Coughlin and then runs off the field.....he ran off the field and half of the team goes with him! There is the coach who is considered a Vince Lombardi type of coach who runs off the field before the game is over? Buddy Ryan anyone? When Randy Moss did this type of thing, the media KILLED him for it. I keep hearing that coach did not know the game was still on...really, the coach didn't know how much time was on the clock? RIGHT...Doesn't matter, it just shows you how much class the Patriots they have which hovers above the number of -1. So the Pats go down, Eli becomes his own man and I get to witness the greatest Super Bowl since the last time the Cowboys played.

So all you East Coasters, get OUT!!!! Thanks for your East Coast dollars and I hope you enjoyed the real food out here in the Southwest. War Tacos, War Mexican Pizza's, WAR EAST COASTERS GETTING THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How not use MySpace: or how to get caught but not get in trouble

So my favorite target in has a MySpace account, his name is Tyler but many of you may know him by the various names I have given him. Fat ass, Jabba the Cheater, pain in my ass.... you get the idea. He is the slob that my X left me for and he has been a annoyance since the day he showed up in my life. So once upon a time he had a MySpace page set up to just annoy me but his new mommy made him take it down. He was such a good boy then, the X would tell him what to do and he would do it, just like a well trained dog. Those times have come and gone.

I was doing a random search for people on MySpace, co-workers, old friends that sort of thing. I wondered if he had a space again and punched his name in the search box and magically he appeared before my eyes. He had a space and he had some Insane Clown Posse stuff on it because guys with small ones like the ICP. I was slightly amused but then I noticed that he had ZERO pictures of the X and he had many friends that were mostly girls. So I watched the account and from time to time check in on the adventures of the amazing tiny penis man. Then something started to happen.....

The same girl started to post some things on his site.....how much she missed him, how she loved him so so so so so so much....how she couldn't wait to see him again....some 18 year old skank who claims to live in Texas. She posted something about being excited to see him next month....then the comments go away! What was that all about.....someone was trying to hide something.....some back office stuff occurs which I will not tell you about in public.... and then another comment appears " Why did you take my comments down.... are you ashamed of me?".. WOW!!! How funny is that? Your 18 year old pork pot is now freaking upset because you won't respond to her! How great is this.....then 30 minutes later that message comes down....stuff is hitting the fan.....then late, the site is set to private.....condition red, my 18 year old internet slut has thrown a monkey wrench in to my sex plans....shut it down!!!!!!!!!!!

Then a little later, the site is back up and like anyone who is trying to do damage control "I'm sorry for the mis understanding. It's just the way I talk. YOU FUCKING NOSEY PRICKS! I'm sorry Tyler you and your family have to deal with these fucking losers. Well. Bye. " This is not made up people, this is the actual quote from the site..... this little whore made it all better, . He gets off the hook, his membership in cheaters not so anonymous is intact. And the little skank? Well she is out there and apparently sometime next month, she will be out to Phoenix where she and he will get together and he will try not to get crabs or the clap.

So the moral of the story, if your going to pick up chicks to bang when your on MySpace, try not to make it public. And another thing, if you don't have pictures of your "Soul mate" on the site, then your in for picking up internet skanks only. Hats of to the Jugga-Ho for getting over on the X AGAIN. Dude, you should write a book " How to get over on dumb women" and you could make a mint.....but your Isane Clown Pussy pass my get revoked. HOOT.....HOOT to my jigga boo and I am down with a clown....or you go down on clowns...whatever....

Spears Family Values

I read in the paper (so sad that this info is actually news) that Jamie Lyn Spears, the young tramp from a long line of tramps, is thinking about giving her baby to her mom. Let that sink in for a minute or two.... the young 16 year old who is having a baby and her sister is a drug addict,psycho mom.....the woman who gave birth and raised these two wonderful ladies, is now going to get a brand new baby to start all over on. This is crazy, does anyone else see the total stupidity in all of this? This child should be left on the street corner because then the kid would have a chance. Imagine, your Grandma is raising you because your mom wants to (1) work on her career and (2) is so irresponsible with her life she couldn't care for a child. Then your Aunt is so high half the time and is running around being used a bouncy toy for creepy me. Don't get started on Uncle K-Fed....

Something is so wrong with this Spears family and the hits are only going to keep coming. The Spears family is like straight up ghetto but they come from the South so should we really be surprised? I can see the lessons from G-Ma Spears.....how to drink and rive, how to work the club for the sleaziest guy in the room to hook up with and the most important lesson of all....how to lose your morality without blinking. It is nice to see the Spears girls continue to ho it up and I hope the new Spears baby is a boy, just to break the circle a little bit.

INtroduction

So here I go plunging into the wonderful world of blogging. I have had some blogging time logged in at MySpace (which I will still do) but my brother is a blogger on this site and I thought I would give it a try. I don't really have anything that I write specifically abut, I just write. So feel free to make comments and enjoy yourself here.