How not use MySpace: or how to get caught but not get in trouble

So my favorite target in has a MySpace account, his name is Tyler but many of you may know him by the various names I have given him. Fat ass, Jabba the Cheater, pain in my ass.... you get the idea. He is the slob that my X left me for and he has been a annoyance since the day he showed up in my life. So once upon a time he had a MySpace page set up to just annoy me but his new mommy made him take it down. He was such a good boy then, the X would tell him what to do and he would do it, just like a well trained dog. Those times have come and gone.

I was doing a random search for people on MySpace, co-workers, old friends that sort of thing. I wondered if he had a space again and punched his name in the search box and magically he appeared before my eyes. He had a space and he had some Insane Clown Posse stuff on it because guys with small ones like the ICP. I was slightly amused but then I noticed that he had ZERO pictures of the X and he had many friends that were mostly girls. So I watched the account and from time to time check in on the adventures of the amazing tiny penis man. Then something started to happen.....

The same girl started to post some things on his site.....how much she missed him, how she loved him so so so so so so much....how she couldn't wait to see him again....some 18 year old skank who claims to live in Texas. She posted something about being excited to see him next month....then the comments go away! What was that all about.....someone was trying to hide something.....some back office stuff occurs which I will not tell you about in public.... and then another comment appears " Why did you take my comments down.... are you ashamed of me?".. WOW!!! How funny is that? Your 18 year old pork pot is now freaking upset because you won't respond to her! How great is this.....then 30 minutes later that message comes down....stuff is hitting the fan.....then late, the site is set to private.....condition red, my 18 year old internet slut has thrown a monkey wrench in to my sex plans....shut it down!!!!!!!!!!!

Then a little later, the site is back up and like anyone who is trying to do damage control "I'm sorry for the mis understanding. It's just the way I talk. YOU FUCKING NOSEY PRICKS! I'm sorry Tyler you and your family have to deal with these fucking losers. Well. Bye. " This is not made up people, this is the actual quote from the site..... this little whore made it all better, . He gets off the hook, his membership in cheaters not so anonymous is intact. And the little skank? Well she is out there and apparently sometime next month, she will be out to Phoenix where she and he will get together and he will try not to get crabs or the clap.

So the moral of the story, if your going to pick up chicks to bang when your on MySpace, try not to make it public. And another thing, if you don't have pictures of your "Soul mate" on the site, then your in for picking up internet skanks only. Hats of to the Jugga-Ho for getting over on the X AGAIN. Dude, you should write a book " How to get over on dumb women" and you could make a mint.....but your Isane Clown Pussy pass my get revoked. HOOT.....HOOT to my jigga boo and I am down with a clown....or you go down on clowns...whatever....